peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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