The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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