So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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