My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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