K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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