I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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