Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Girls should come with a carfax report
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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