I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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