the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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