Just fell off a train. Bad.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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