I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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