when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
that is very illegal...i love you.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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