I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
