bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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