The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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