That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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