She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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