im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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