Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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