It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I could make wine with my vomit
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I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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