How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.