I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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