a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
only you would photoshop your dick
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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