Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
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I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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