Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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