You surviving the open bar?
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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