The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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