Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
high people should be assigned attendants
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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