You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Randomize
