She announced her abortion via fbk
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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