Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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