Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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