As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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