Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I see more hoeing in ur future
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