The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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