Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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