Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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