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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.