last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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