Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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