Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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