Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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