I am in a vortex of obligation.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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