Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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