I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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