I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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