it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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