I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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