I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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