haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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