A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
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You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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