Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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