Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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