We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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