her vagine was all disorganized.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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